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LOBSTER BUT NEVER FLOUNDER (The Fish Song)
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was a cook and she was a waitress, Down at Salty Sam's Seafood Café
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some where 'tween the clam juice or
the seaweed salad
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little shrimp just lured her away
Chorus
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Oh
I lobster but never flounder
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He
wrapped his line around her and they
drove off in his carp!
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Oh
I lobster , but never flounder
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octopus his face in, He’ll
only break her heart
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said just squid and leave me for that piana tuna
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if
you want to trout somethin’ new
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She was the bass I ever had Now my life has no porpoise
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Oh,
my cod I love her – yes I do
Boy,
I sword fish she'd come back to me
I’d
show her a whale of a time
You
know, I've kelped her picture in my walleye just for the halibut
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wonder if she kelpt mine in her perch?
Yes
I said perch. Some of you are looking at me like you are losing your herring
I
think I'm getting a haddock!
Well,
I bass quit sea horsing around or
you folks will go into a state of shark!'
If
I get out of here alive — it'll be a mackerel.
"Frankly
scallop, I don't give a clam"
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Lobster, but never Flounder" - (Braddock-Braddock)
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Publishing CO. Inc. BMI Warner Bros.